margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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