Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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