so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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