Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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