Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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