she woke up with a sticky ear
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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