I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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