Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
did i just pee glitter
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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