In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
