4 words: hood of his car
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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