maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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