Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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