The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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