i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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