At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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