he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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