Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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