loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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