he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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