i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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