drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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