I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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