I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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