just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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