Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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