I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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