I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I think people are normalizing furries
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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