found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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