does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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