The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize