you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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