he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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