i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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