what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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