Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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