My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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