How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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