Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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