That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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