So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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