I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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