uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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