It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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