if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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