whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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