Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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