i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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