I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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