so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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