Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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