i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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