So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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