In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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