dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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